The weirdest dream

Saturday I woke up from the weirdest dream. I cant remember all of the details but one part of it goes like this,

On 1 side, a fat chinese man wearing only a sarong and on the other a skinny chinese man in a bathrobe. They are long time loggerhead friends and they were quarrelling. The skinny man did something to the fat man and I heard the fat man retaliate saying, ' Oh, let me show you what I can do. Fried rice.....' This fat man started waving his arms in front of him like he was doing the drunken swordsplay and came a whirlpool of fried rice. Like a tornado, the fried rice just was spinning round and round in between his 2 arms. The next thing i know, he shot his palms out like Ryu from street fighter and the whirlpool of fried rice when flying at the skinny man, knocking him over. The skinny man fell to his back like a dead cockroach would and his bathrobe accidentally slip, exposing him. And like a true comedy, he said 'oops' and cover himself back.

Then I blank out for a while. I saw this 2 men again. This time they were boarding a ship and setting off. And no, they are wearing normal clothes this time. As I wave them goodbye and watch their ship sail into the sun set, i see this silhouette of the skinny man popping out from different areas of the ship, waving goodbye to me. In the background, there was this 2 snow cap volcanos which suddenly erupted and started shooting milk into the sky.

What does this all mean?!?!?!?!