Jokes.

Here's a coupla jokes I heard over the weekend which I told was funny;

1. 两个白色的小东西。猜一个动物。
Ans: 小白兔。 小白-TWO.

2。两个白色的东西。猜一个国家。
Ans: Dubai (Two Bai)

3. 和尚梳头发。 猜一个国家。
Ans: Scotland. 苏格兰。（Shu-Ge-Lan...Hokkien)

Classic joke.

Yesterday after dinner, dad decided to bring us for a drive to see this magificent house that is around the vicinity of ours . Now, this house is amazing, its sitting on 2 plots of land and it looks like banyan tree. So after much 'wowing', we drove off and was approaching a road called 'lynnhurst'. Someone then decided to be smart and told dad to turn right on Lynnhurst road where there is a house that is nice then added 'now I SHOW YOU where a nice house'. First injury, dad din turn into Lynnhurst and completely ignore the instructions. Then to add insult to injury, dad commented 'Nahhh Lah. Where got nice the house?'. I was at the backseat and I couldn't stop laughing.